We’ve got a buzzing box out the back of our place too. Except it’s more of a cylinder (looks like a dustbin, actually), and it squeals rather than buzzes. And it only does it on hot sunny days. I think America might be primed to explode in case of an emergency. Perhaps they release airbags.

And if life were a video game, there’s be a hidden bonus in or near that glowing tombstone. Like an extra heart container, or a BFG 9000.